Know what’s actually not sexy?
Showing your vagina to total strangers.
Know what else?
Taking off a slinky minidress to reveal bulgy, sausage casing underthings.
Avoid both mishaps with the Paparazzi Protector, a onesie made of nonclingy microfiber meant to be worn underneath short dresses and skirts to prevent hooha exposure when exiting a car.
The smart slip has adjustable straps and comes with a lace lingerie bag for washing and safekeeping. You can choose from ten pretty colors ranging from neutrals (black and nude) to brights (turquoise and purple). Plus, it doubles as a sleepytime romper.
Look who’s bringing sexy back.
Available online at sheltini.com.
Photo: Courtesy of Sheltini