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Protecting Your Assets

Know what’s actually not sexy?

Showing your vagina to total strangers.

Know what else?

Taking off a slinky minidress to reveal bulgy, sausage casing underthings.

Avoid both mishaps with the Paparazzi Protector, a onesie made of nonclingy microfiber meant to be worn underneath short dresses and skirts to prevent hooha exposure when exiting a car.

The smart slip has adjustable straps and comes with a lace lingerie bag for washing and safekeeping. You can choose from ten pretty colors ranging from neutrals (black and nude) to brights (turquoise and purple). Plus, it doubles as a sleepytime romper.

Look who’s bringing sexy back.


Available online at
sheltini.com.

Photo: Courtesy of Sheltini