Find your weekend just past those Tom Cruise look-alikes playing spin the bottle.

DRINK
Kombucha Brooklyn Kegger
What: Brew that’s good for you (kind of).
Why: Take your growler (and growling stomach).
When: Sat., 6-10 p.m.
Where: Brouwerij Lane, 78 Greenpoint Ave., at Franklin St., Greenpoint (347-529-6133).

READ
Greenlight Bookstore Opens
What: The long-awaited 2,000-square-foot space has everything literati (and wannabes) could want, including a huge kids’ section, French and Spanish editions, graphic novels galore, and tons of NY-centric titles.
Why: Jonathan Lethem and Jhumpa Lahiri have readings in November.
When: Opening party, Sat., 7 p.m. ’til the champagne’s gone. Mon.-Sat., 10 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sun., noon-8 p.m.
Where: 686 Fulton St., at S. Portland St., Fort Greene (718-246-0200).

BUY
Madeline Weinrib Sample Sale
What: The ABC heir opens her private archive. Textiles, rugs, ikat-print pillows, and more are 40-70 percent off.
Why: Take a little magic carpet ride.
When: Thru Nov. 1. Mon.-Sat., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., 11 a.m.-6:30 p.m.
Where: ABC Carpet & Home, 881 Broadway, b/t 18th & 19th Sts, lower lvl. (212-473-3000 ext. 3780).

Alife Warehouse Clearance
What: Coveted sneakers, sweatshirts, and headwear from the past six seasons are 50-80 percent off.
Why: Just for kicks.
When: Fri.-Nov. 1. Daily, 11 a.m.-7 p.m.
Where: 359 Lafayette St., b/t Bond & Bleecker Sts. Cash only.

BAKE
Autumn in Adour
What: Adour Alain Ducasse’s chef, Sandro Micheli, instructs a small pastry class on making pies starring pumpkins, pears, and pecans.
Why: Play patty cakes.
When: Sat., 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.
Where: The St. Regis New York, 2 E. 55th St., at Fifth Ave. To reserve a seat in class, call 212-710-2277.

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