Cramping Your Style


For five to seven days every month, the idea of tunneling to the dark depths of the African jungle to find a medicine woman with a miracle cure for your crazy cramps and gnarly bloating isn’t unreasonable. Nope, not one bit.

Save yourself the trip with Comforté. The new topical ointment uses a mix of indigenous remedies to take the girls’-only edge off.

Tap the ancientness with the all-natural formulation of Calatropis procera (a pain-relieving plant extract from the primordial forests), Carapa procera (a root used by tribal women to kill swelling), hydrating raw shea butter, menthol essence, and soybean extract.

Rub right on sore shoulders, lower back nags, or other aches, and let Comforté do its thing. In just a few minutes, you’ll purportedly sigh with relief.


End of story.

Available online at pms4pms.com.

Photo: Courtesy of Anchor Bay