You’ve been stood up, lied to and let down one too many times.

From now on, you’re going to do things differently.

Ready to try a little girl-on-girl action?

Invite all-female handywoman service Home Jane to your place to sort out your domestic issues. From assembling flat-pack furniture and hanging paintings to complicated plumbing, electrical, decorating and carpentry jobs, the team of fully qualified and insured ladies are a far cry from the lazy, untrustworthy, tea-drinking, Page 3-reading builders we have come not to love.

The service has no hidden costs or call-out charges. The girls won’t try to intimidate you with confusing conversation about channel glazing and back nailing.

It will be one relationship that actually works.

Home Jane (08458 323639 or home-jane.co.uk).

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