After a frustrating “don’t ask, don’t tell” stint in the army, Sgt. Pepper was discharged. He then met Dr. Pepper, and the successful couple decided to adopt.
With happiness, we welcome the new arrival: Miss Pepper, an accessories boutique that captures one dad’s bubbly personality and the other’s attention to detail.
The South Miami shop teems with embellishments like jewelry, handbags, wallets, makeup cases, coin purses, and headbands. Scour familiar lines like House of Harlow, Elizabeth Cole, A.V. Max, and Zambos & Siega at economic environment-friendly prices, ranging from $15 to $300.
And, of course, the baby is adorable. Picture gray and yellow-flowered wallpaper, a fainting couch, and trays proffering cookies and cupcakes. Future plans include designer trunk shows and shopping parties.
It’ll be a gay old time.
Miss Pepper, 7308 Red Road, South Miami (305-668-8282).
Photo: Courtesy of Miss Pepper