It’s World Toilet Day. You’re flush with excitement.

ORDER
Your Bird
What: Reserve one of Caveny Farm’s Heritage Bourbon Red turkeys for extra-flavorful feasting.
Why: Cry fowl.
When: Thru Thurs. Pickup, Sat., 11:30 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun., 5-9 p.m.
Where: Osteria Via Stato, 620 N. State St., at Ontario St. Order by calling 312-642-8450.

BUY
Boy by Band of Outsiders Trunk Show
What: Preorder looks from the spring collection and meet designer Scott Sternberg.
Why: Band together for customized schoolboy blazers.
When: Sat., 10 a.m.-3 p.m.
Where: Barneys New York, 15 E. Oak St., at Rush St. (312-587-1700).

DO
Southport Lights Up
What: A festive shopping corridor of sales and freebies.
Why: Samples at Julius Meinl, 20 percent off at Tula, and 10 percent off at Trousseau.
When: Tonight, 5-8 p.m.
Where: Southport Ave., b/t Belmont Ave. & Irving Park Rd.

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Moksha Yoga Center Logan Square
What: Newest addition to the studio’s mini empire offers vinyasa, hatha, ashtanga, and other disciplines.
Why: Fend off Thanksgiving fat before it settles in.
When: Daily. Class schedule online at mokshayoga.com.
Where: 2528 W. Armitage Ave., at Bingham St., ste. 202 (773-235-9642).

SPOOL
The Sweatshop of Love’s Yarn Crawl
What: Starting from the DIY Trunk Show, tour local knitting shops for discounts, prizes, and crafty revelry.
Why: Special offers at Nina: a Well-Knit Shop and Knitting Workshop.
When: Sat. Trunk show, 10 a.m.; crawl, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Schedule online at thesweatshopoflove.com.
Where: Pulaski Park Fieldhouse, 1419 W. Blackhawk St., at Cleaver St.

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