Go west.

WEAR
Church & State
What: Adorable Portland, Oregon-based brand just started selling its flattering party frocks on the Web — just in time for holiday soirees.
Why: They’re worship worthy.
Where: Online at lovechurchandstate.com.

SHOP
Makelike
What: Crafty folks hand-make cactus-themed wallpaper, pillows, posters, and tea towels. (Foresty versions coming soon.)
Why: Make like a mouse and click.
Where: Online at makelike.com.

SEND
Wiley Valentines
What: We love the classy, colorful greetings for all occasions. Our fave? The “Sorry I’ve been an Ass” card.
Why: Your ass is grass.
Where: Online at wileyvalentine.com.

FOOL
Prank Packs
What: Fake gift boxes that’ll make friends and fam think you got ’em coffee cup walkie-talkies, a motorized rolling pin, or a fake beard with a hidden pouch for beer. (Yeah, we’re kinda disappointed these things don’t really exist, too.)
Why: Trick, then treat.
Where: Online at prankpack.com.

EAT
Justin’s Nut Butter
What: Spreads from Boulder in flavors like honey peanut, chocolate hazelnut, and maple almond will knock your socks off.
Why: Spread ’em.
Where: Online at justinsnutbutter.com.

Photo: Courtesy of Church & State