“Prepubescent with Overbite.” “Girl with Flock of Seagulls Bangs.” Your parents’ foyer is studded with the early works of dear old dad (a.k.a. Papa Razzi).

Curate your own collection by commissioning photographer Isabel Asha Penzlien. The German-born artist (whose work has appeared in I-D, Domino, W, and more) just launched a private portraiture biz.

Penzlien puts you at ease — whether in your own home, another location of your choosing, or her Chinatown studio — and captures you and yours (even pets) in a timeless yet hip, soft-focus way. She uses natural-looking light and candid compositions to ward off awkward poses and cliches.

Resulting shots (think “Girl and Mom Hug in the Kitchen” or “Normal Couple Hanging Out on Their Couch”) run rings around your family classics.

Like, say, “Angsty Teen on Santa’s Lap.”

To schedule a portrait and get pricing, contact isabel@portraitsbyisabel.com. For more information, go to portraitsbyisabel.com or our photo gallery.

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Photo: Isabel Asha Penzlien