Show us the ceremony.

DANCE
White Wedding
What: Get dressed up for a reception-themed disco night with all the fun (tacky dresses, confetti, embarrassing relatives, cheesy tunes) and none of the hassle (church, gifts, small talk).
Why: It won’t end in divorce.
When: Sat., 9 p.m.-2 a.m.
Where: The Monarch, 40-42 Chalk Farm Rd., NW1 8BG. Tickets online at crowdsurge.com.

USE
Anyvan
What: List an item for pickup or delivery and receive bids from courier companies.
Why: You get to accept the cheapest or most convenient option.
When: You’re up for sale.
Where: Online at anyvan.com.

CHOMP
Peppersmith Gum
What: Reduce the risk of cavities and remineralise tooth enamel with chew made from Black Mitcham peppermint grown on a farm in Hampshire.
Why: Sounds too good to be true, but it’s accredited by the British Dental Health Foundation.
When: You want to get stuck in.
Where: Online at peppersmith.co.uk.

SEE
Maharaja: the Splendour of India’s Royal Courts
What: Last chance to see magnificent objects that explore status, power and identity from the 18th to 20th centuries.
Why: Many items are on loan for the first time.
When: Thurs., Sat. & Sun., 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Fri., 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.
Where: Victoria & Albert Museum, Cromwell Rd., SW7 2RL (020 7942 2000).

London Art Fair
What: Paintings, sculptures, drawings, installations, photographs, video and editioned prints and multiples from established and emerging British artists.
Why: It’s a stroke of genius.
When: Thurs., 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Fri. & Sat., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: Business Design Centre, 52 Upper St., N1 0QH (08448480136).

Photo: Courtesy of New Line Cinema