Give someone crabs.

FEAST
George Stone Crabs
What: Colossal claws from the Florida Keys delivered overnight to your door.
Why: Get crackin’.
Where: Online at georgestonecrab.com.

STICK
National Geographic GelaSkins
What: Deck out your iPhone/BlackBerry/Kindle (and more) with the world’s best photos.
Why: It’s natural selection.
Where: Online at gelaskins.com.

SLATHER
NuboNau
What: The just-launched online beauty boutique stocks the best hard-to-find lotions and potions from around the world.
Why: Right here, right Nau.
Where: Online at nubonau.com.

REFLECT
Failin.gs
What: Calling all masochists, this site allows you to create a profile and ask pals for constructive criticism about your personality anonymously.
Why: What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Where: Online at failin.gs.

BAKE
Allergy-Free Desserts
What: Whip up delicious gluten-, dairy-, nut-, egg-, etc.-free recipes from persnickety baker Elizabeth Gordon’s new cookbook.
Why: Your home is a nut-free zone (sorta).
Where: Online at amazon.com.

Photo: Courtesy of George Stone Crab