Command deck of the U.S.S. Enterprise.
Kirk: That run-in with the Klingons had me shvitzing.
Spock: True, Captain. Your perspiration has reached critical levels of malodorousness.
Scotty: Try SweatBlock, sir, an ancient product from 2009. Dab it on and you ...
Contrary to popular belief, wood does not shrink in cold water. (Even when attached to the body.)
Don’t believe us, mister? Just give Grain Surfboards a whirl.
The environmentally friendly wave riders are crafted from local white cedar planks in ...
There’s nothing wrong with looking like a sideshow clown — except when it’s by accident.
So before you try to paint on this season’s mega-bright lips and thick brows yourself, ...
From their hairless hoohahs to their boisterous bazungas, Brazilians aren’t known for going au naturel.
But there’s nothing fake about Est soaps. The Brazilian cleansing bars (which took more than two years to develop) are made of vegetable and essential ...
Dear John,
Some things are tough to say in person. Like, your junk is boring. I mean, physically it excites me (well done, BTW), but it’s just so, um, beige.
Of course, you must wear a condom (sorry, you’re not ...
Don’t let anything get your goat.
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It’s just a fact of life: Everybody needs to get nailed every now and again.
So you may as well get creative in how you do it. Go nuts with Sally Hansen’s new Nail Art Pens.
The fine-tip markers can ...
Some people have combination skin.
You, on the other hand, have the pupu platter of punims.
The new Wonderbar is ideal for schizoid complexions like yours, thanks to ingredients like Heilmoor, a 3,000-year-old Austrian clay formed from decaying underground plant ...
