Lucky you. You roll out of bed looking fantastic. (Jerk.)

Your bed, however, doesn’t look quite as nice.

A rumpled comforter that’s fallen halfway on the floor. Sheets twisted in knots. Looks like someone had a wild night. (Jerk.)

And ...

For every dad, there’s a catchphrase that sums him up in his kids’ eyes. It says a lot about him — like, for instance, what to get him for Father’s Day. Below, a guide to giving based on what he’s ...

Ah, the workplace. It’s a wonderland of sorts.

Filled with tiny cubicles ruled by an evil overlord who abuses his underlings and crushes their creative spark while forcing them to drink stale coffee.

Why leave all that fun at the ...

Fruits and vegetables are known for lots of things. Broccoli’s packed with fiber. Oranges have Vitamin C. And cucumbers have the remarkable ability to make people giggle.

One thing they’re not known for? Their beauty. (Which explains why you’ve never ...

The line between cute and creepy is a fine one.

The troll doll: fuzzy fun or downright evil? Nana’s lamb and kitten figurines: endearing kitsch or weird relics of post-Depression optimism? Teddy Ruxpin: a kid’s best friend or a horror ...

It’s only 8 p.m. and you’ve almost conquered your to-do’s: Avert work crises. Dump hobeau. Transform bushy brows into sleek arches.

All that’s left is to buy your sister’s birthday present. And rid the world of evildoers.

How to ...

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don’t.

And while you can effortlessly tell the difference when it comes to chocolate, with people it’s not as easy.

So things don’t seem that strange when you meet Margaret (May, Mia, ...