Minors Turning Vindictive? Mindless, Tawdry, and Vulgar? Multitasking Vaginas?
Nope. Believe it or not, MTV once stood for Music Television. And it’s finally living back up to its name with MTVMusic.com, a newly launched site where you can watch just about ...
Men in tights (enough said).
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Robin Hood Holiday Cards
What: Look familiar? Proceeds from every card — featuring art from yours truly — go toward Robin Hood, a nonprofit dedicated to helping New Yorkers affected by poverty.
Why: Baby, ...
Some of us lost it to Bill. Others gave it up for Jimmy or Ronnie. But even if history has passed him by (rock on, John Anderson), you never forget your first.
We’re talking presidential candidates.
So listen up, all ...
From what we read (we’re not speaking from experience here, people), herpes is taking over the whole world.
And it’s friggin’ scary. What’s more frightening is that many are so worried about being ousted by society that they keep the ...
To have and to hold (onto your savings). In sickness and in health (of your stock portfolio).
Receivables
Save the dates can be done electronically. But if you don’t want to kill your mother, mail proper invites. Start with ...
Time to cut a rug.
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Those Dancing Days
What: Five Swedish chicks make mean indie-pop dance music on their debut LP, In Our Space Hero Suits.
Why: Scandinavia’s Spice Girls (but way better).
Where: Online at amazon.com.
They say preworn gems tell stories all their own.
Your engagement ring, for example, says, “Dude proposed, we sent 250 wedding invites, then turned out he was gay.”
Screw misty water-colored memories and let Red Swan take the offending jewel ...
Cue October Symphony.
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Dog Run
What: Renowned photographer Michael Crouser’s beautiful black and white pics of man’s best friend, all taken during intense moments of play at parks.
Why: Some are naughty; some are nice.
When: Online at amazon.com
