The holiday syndrome of finding perfect gifts is upon us all. The surefire way to succeed? Appeal to their idiosyncrasies.

Germophobe
Let her wash away her sins with Herban Essentials towelettes. And her mouth? Keep it germ free with ...

You and your buds congregate for three main reasons: to pick up men, complain about said men, and comfort after breakups.

All worthy causes, but perhaps it’s time to take a cue from The Kikoy Company Women’s Group. The band ...

No matter how true, “loving wife, devoted mother, accomplished lip-syncer” does not make a good tombstone inscription.

So leave the nonvocal stylings to Tengu.

When plugged into your computer’s USB port, the wee gadget’s LED face reacts to sounds by ...

Koala bear: I can’t believe we’re dead.

Hippo: I know. It sucks.

Gorilla: At least we’re immortalized in chocolate.

Koala: It’s just an adjustment. I used to be cute and furry. But now I’m delicious.

Gorilla: We owe everything to ...

Today’s National Philanthropy Day, so give others something to be thankful for this weekend.

SHOP
7th on Sale
What: One hundred percent of proceeds from this massive designer sale go to providing housing and services for people living with HIV/AIDS.

Fantasy football? In your book, it’s up there with “high-class hooker” for oxymoron of the century.

For those who prefer hemlines to yard lines, there’s Fafa’s Project Runway Fantasy Game.

Pick a team of three season four Runway designers. Every ...

Oh, let it grow, let it grow, let it grow.

GROW
A Mustache
What: Encourage the men in your life to collect sponsorships and grow a Fu Manchu, walrus, or classic handlebar this month, all to benefit the Prostate Cancer ...