Here we are at the DailyCandy Pampered Pooch Invitational, where we will see just how far dog owners are willing to go for their puggles and goldies. Oh, the judges are about to announce the winners. Let’s listen in … 

I am going to go with c) The Stranger.

Is that your final answer?

Yes. (Dramatic pause.)

I’m sorry to say the correct answer is d) The Cat in the Hat. To the death chamber!

No one has ever ...

There’s no need to get knocked up to have a shotgun wedding. L.A. lifestyle guru Lulu Powers knows how to pull together a successful wedding when you’re under the gun (for whatever reason).

Dress for Success
Wedding gowns take months ...

It’s time to talk shop.

Achilles heel
n. Your weakness for pretending to fit into the last pair of size-six boots when you’re really an eight.

ample sale
n. A sale that consists of pieces in only ginormous or miniscule ...

Things you and your boy almost created in your dorm room: a fake ID, a banana bong, a baby.

Shocker: You failed. (No follow-through.)

Lucky for you, a Georgia Tech student and his girlfriend didn’t pull out early — they ...

April showers bring bunnies and pencils.

GO
The Daily Bunny
What: Get hopped up on a site featuring adorable bunnies.
Why: Every rabbit has its day.
Where: Online at dailybunny.com.

TASTE
Tortas de Aceite
What: Capture the taste of Spain ...

This weekend, the fools rush in.

GET
Endangered Wildlife Ringtones
What: Hear the sounds of rare and endangered species every time someone calls, courtesy of the Center for Biological Diversity.
Why: Heed the call to help the animals.
Where: Online ...