Everyone knows size doesn’t matter.

Except, of course, where penises are concerned. Then it totally matters.

For those who don’t make the cut but aren’t ready to go under the knife, Huge Brand condoms could be just the thing. While ...

A snatch is:

a) a rude grab.
b) a crass term for female nether regions.
c) a game for those with a quick hand and a fast mind.

If you answered C (oh, how well you know us), game on.

Your last portrait? Not so flattering. For some reason the surly civil servant at the DMV couldn’t have cared less about capturing your good side. She was utterly insistent on full-frontal exposure.

So is Doug Murphy, the artist also known as ...

A heart-shaped box of assorted chocolates and dinner at a restaurant with 30,000 other couples is the norm.

Which is exactly why you and your sweetheart are up for something a little different this Valentine’s Day. So why not experiment ...

Being an individual in a mass market consumer society is hard work.

Try as you might with your limited-edition sneakers, one-of-a-kind tees, and just-off-the-assembly-line gadgets, people always seem to latch onto your style.

Need a decoy? Check out the accessories ...

If you’re part of a couple, and at least one of you is a girl, there’s probably a song you regard as “yours” — a ditty, often found in heavy rotation on adult contemporary radio around February 14, that symbolizes your love.

The forecast calls for a bright, sunshiney day. Finally.

But as you settle into your office chair, you sense a dark cloud drawing close. And then bam! — your boss drops a pound of papers onto your desk, spilling latte ...