was written/directed by Michael Haneke
Who also did Funny Games starring Naomi Watts
Who got naughty in Movie 43
As did, guess who?
Ben Affleck’s Argo was scored by Alexandre Desplat
Who also scored Fantastic Mr. Fox
Which was charmed by a little rascal voiced by Jason Schwartzman
Who got existential in I Heart Huckabees opposite Mark Wahlberg
Who couldn’t stop playing with his toy in Ted
A Seth MacFarlane production
Beasts of the Southern Wild won top prize at Sundance 2012
An award given the year before to Like Crazy
Which stars puppy-in-love Anton Yelchin
Who made us cry in Alpha Dog alongside Justin Timberlake
Who guest-stars as a harmonizing booger on The Cleveland Show
Which was created by our very Oscar host.
Django Unchained has a little ditty by John Legend
Who also tuned Crazy Stupid Love
Which stars Ryan Gosling (doing the move) opposite Steve Carell
Who floats a boat in Evan Almighty with Lauren Graham
Who mothered Gilmore Girls
On which one mouthy Oscar host tells his GF to “Go die.”
Les Misérables, Tom Hooper’s musical without smiles
Pulls teeth from Anne Hathaway’s Fantine
A job for a buff Tooth Fairy, a.k.a. The Rock
Or rather his hustling fellow fairy, Ziggy
A.k.a. MacFarlane in powder blue tights.
Life of Pi is the latest from Ang Lee
Who won best director for Brokeback Mountain
Which landed a best supporting actress nom for Michelle Williams
Whose BFF is Busy Philipps
Who’s said a thing or two on American Dad
Which was created in the MacFarlane residence.
Lincoln puts a beard on Daniel Day-Lewis
Who cuts things up in Gangs of New York with Leonardo DiCaprio
Who wants a hot dog in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
Which stars a shaggy-haired Johnny Depp
Who scares his spouse in The Astronaut’s Wife, Charlize Theron
Who cracks us up on Funny or Die
A website whose Twitter feed was ransacked by? Yep.
Silver Linings Playbook stars Jennifer Lawrence
Who rocked the braid in The Hunger Games
Which also stars the many wigs of Elizabeth Banks
Who voices Mrs. Claus on Robot Chicken
Opposite MacFarlane’s Santa on the very same cartoon special
Zero Dark Thirty marks the second best picture nom from helmer Kathryn Bigelow
Her first being The Hurt Locker starring Jeremy Renner
Who trades dog tags for a fighting Irish tatt in The Town
Which belongs to Ben Affleck, who talks dirty about a hottie in Extract
That hottie being Mila Kunis, voice of Meg Griffin
Daughter to one Peter, voiced by none other than our family guy.
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