The ’80s never gets old, especially when served with crude laughs and a gnarly sound track. For a school project, vixen Danielle (a foulmouthed floozy with daddy issues) gets paired with gay Clarke (an outcast who’s never puckered up) to parent a Pampered five-pound bag of flour named Joan Crawford. They saddle up with Joan for a cross-country mission to spruce up Danielle’s family tree. It’s like: The Brady Bunch Movie getting an Easy A. Take: Sweet tarts. Premieres: Today Find showtimes online at fandango.com.
Credits: David Moir / Courtesy of The Weinstein Company