Flannel and the television yule log are about as close as you get to being a mountain gal. Keep up the facade with hand-carved wooden creatures ready for snow-shoeing.

Available at wisteria.com, $36 for six.

Make your pad a veritable Switzerland of occasions with neutral but festive balls. String them together and hang where you like, or scatter them throughout for surprising pops of color.

Available at acmepartybox.com, $21.

Give your evergreen a sturdy base with an understated, no-frills tree skirt made of wicker.

Available at shopterrain.com, $48.

When it’s all said and done, stash the bright yellow cast of the nativity scene inside each other until next year.

Available at spoonsisters.com, $15.50.

Give the tarnished metal menorah a year off; go with Jonathan Adler’s fetching dachshund instead.

Available at jonathanadler.com, $120.

Tartan packing tape saves any inevitable wrapping pinch you find yourself in.

Available at raredevice.net, $10.

Need a little Christmas right this very minute? Print out a holiday sweater party for a full-fledged fete that will make you look like a regular ol’ Martha.

Available at supermarkethq.com, $12.

The onslaught of long-losts has you reaching for pinot. Disguise the necessary indulgence (while keeping the vino fresh) with a menorah cork.

Available at fredflare.com, $18.

Forget Dasher and Dancer. A wooden, back-lit moose may earn a year-round spot on your wall.

Available at pbteen.com, $169.

Though you loved the crafty use of nestled, paper-thin bulbs in Home Alone, handblown glass orbs add class to your tree — and don’t shatter at first touch.

Available at anthropologie.com, $14.

Your upcoming schedule consists of cocktail parties and recovering from said cocktail parties, so keep festivities simple with sparkly gold scallops that last through New Year’s.

Available at etsy.com, $14.

Will Ferrell will probably be a no-show at Christmas dinner. Pay homage to his holiday classic by setting your table with candles anchored by silver, blue, and green elves.

Available at cb2.com, $6.

Though flicking open numbers on an advent calendar kept grade-school you plenty excited, opening tiny treats in printed pouches for each of those days quells the anticipation even more.

Available at shopterrain.com, $68.

Blizzards may trap you indoors, but snow globes housed in salt shakers and glass jars bring flurries of understated charm to your abode.

Available at anthropologie.com, $25-$38.

Pottery Barn’s jingle bell rendition ends the white versus multicolored light debate once and for all.

Available at potterybarn.com, $39.

While the Russian nutcracker always defeats the Mouse King (spoiler alert), these ancient warriors would have probably hastened the victory.

Available at worldmarket.com, $30.

You just missed Santa’s nice list this year (whoops). Get a head start on 2012 karma with seed bombs in the shape of coal.

Available at uncommongoods.com, $12.

Move over, reindeer. Birds deserve their day in the holiday sun with a fluffy feather wreath.

Available at westelm.com, $19.

Send the right message via furry friends printed with greetings on one side and bespeckled with glitter on the other.

Available at jaysonhome.com, $15.

A grown-up lesson we learned well: small presents rock, especially when they await us in Sea Bag’s recycled sail stockings.

Available at seabags.com, $40.

South of the Mason-Dixon line? Either way, no weatherman can guarantee a white Christmas. Snow in a can locks it up.

Available at urbanoutfitters.com, $6.

Don’t let the Gents have all the fun. Swoop blue and white felt garland peppered with dreidels and Stars of David on anything that will stand still.

Available at etsy.com, $18.

Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, nine. Christmas comes and you have no room in your home. Opt for a little Scotch pine that will be big enough when you (finally) upgrade from your studio.

Available at branchhome.com, $22.

Airfare didn’t exactly encourage a cross-country trip to Mom’s. Pretend you’re in the living room you love by setting out house-shaped wooden candlesticks.

Available at ladiesandgentlemenstudio.bigcartel.com, $58 for two.

Watching Clark’s tree burst into flames (at least five times per holiday season) outweighs your penchant for pine scent. Fred Flare’s digital take on a tree ensures fire-free celebrations.

Available at fredflare.com, $20.

Enlighten your brood on all eight days with designer Brad Ascalon’s modern marble masterpiece.

Available at dwr.com, $275.

Make sure your jolly spirit doesn’t go extinct with smiling dinosaur ornaments bundled in cozy scarves.

Available at crateandbarrel.com, $30 for three.

Feed your fir fever with a mini sparkly tree (presents and all) for your tree.

Available at modcloth.com, $15.