Paper chasers will thank you in person and then via post for a monthly delivery of new greeting cards from boutique presses and printers.

Available at mercierbeaucoupshop.com, $36 and up.

Nothing says, “I totally didn’t forget about you,” like six months of champagne truffles, pansy petits fours, and more.

Available at valerieconfections.com, $300.

Any old mug from the thrift store becomes a prize with a three-month subscription to this indie coffee roaster tucked into it.

Available at tonx.org, $100 and up.

Someone else is in charge of deciding naughty or nice. You can award merit badges for fortitude, grace, compassion, and courage.

Available at bestmadeco.com, $12.

You give just once, but they’ll get a smattering of snacks from artisan food makers for the next two, five, or ten months.

Available at foodzie.com, $60 and up.

Unlike adopting star No. 3746820 in the nebulon galaxy, sponsoring an olive tree means they’ll get to enjoy EVOO from said tree twice a year.

Available at nudo-italia.com, $109.

A bottle of booze this nice looks good with or without beer goggles.

Available at ultimatewineshop.com, $41.

Give them some sugar. Pick the Grand Box for a mix of treats or opt for a box curated by region or hankering.

Available at blackboxdessertclub.com, $85-$95.

Everything closed at 7:45 p.m. on Christmas Eve? Gift certificates for a custom old-timey aluminum sign for that hoagie shop (or other daydream endeavor) are available 24 hours a day.

Available at threepotatofour.com, $150 and up.

Keep product junkies sufficiently slathered and in the know with monthly deliveries of deluxe beauty samples from tried-and-true brands and cult faves-to-be.

Available at birchbox.com, $30-$110.

This new online gift selector takes the thought out of being thoughtful. Answer to-the-point questions regarding the recipient’s likes, dislikes, style, and your relationship; it generates ideas and a catalog for them to choose from.

Available at wantful.com, $30 and up.

A year’s worth of art objects is the way to give the person who has everything four things you had absolutely no clue they needed — and neither did they.

Available at thethingquarterly.com, $180.

Give your giftee the power to hit the reset button with help from one of L.A.’s most buzzed about juice bars. Choose a twelve-beverage kit for Celebration, Recovery, Get Well, or Detox. Wrap the IOU with a straw.

Available at pressedjuicery.com, $110-$130.

Predict that the giftee’s actual present is coming soon in the form of a personalized mini reading tucked inside a cookie from Kimberly Berg.

Available at psychicfortunes.com, $10.

A trip to Murray’s Cheese in New York City always leaves foodies hungry for more. Satiate them between visits with monthly deliveries of must-eats.

Available at murrayscheese.com, $175-$775.

Friends who start more than half their sentences with “Did you read …” need to be on the get-it-first list from the hip-phisticate publishing house.

Available at mcsweeneys.net, $100.

It’s an art book, an adventure planner, a travel journal, and gift certificate for a consultation with a Jetsetter concierge. It’s your Christmas shopping done.

Available at jetsetter.com, $99.

DIY pancake breakfast kit two ways: a box of pancake mix, real maple syrup, and a spatula. Get on the Nordic track with Lund’s Swedish pancake mix, powdered sugar, and a bag of lemons.

Available at aumarche.com, $3.50.

Choose a limited-edition print from an affordable art site, print it out, and wrap it up. A picture is worth a thousand words — or at least a thank-you card.

Available online at eyebuyart.com, 20x200.com, or exhibitiona.com, $20 and up.

How an empty doggie bag can get you out of the forgot-it-was-Christmas doghouse: Fill it with a gift certificate to the restaurant it came from.

Christmas. Scratchers. $1. Winning. The only way this gift can go wrong is if your recipient decides not to split the jackpot.