The only thing HR can say about these shimmering, office-appropriate ensembles? Stop making the rest of us look bad.
Sack your reusable sack in favor of something more eye-catching.
Available at clarevivier.com, $207.
A streamlined version of the moon boot has you walking on air.
Available at nastygal.com, $130.
Mermaid-inspired pants and shifts make even Daryl Hannah swoon.
Picking your poison never looked so good.
Available at ali-ro.com, $278.
A flashy sleeve helps you spot a tiny tool in a cavernous bag or overcrowded drawer.
Available at sephora.com, $16.
A sheer blouse might offer less coverage than Saran wrap — but it’s undoubtedly more comfortable.
Your latest Apple toy is already out of date. But a glossy rainbow jacket is ever fresh.
Available at matchesfashion.com, $236.
Typing on a keyboard 40 hours a week is slightly more bearable when you’re wearing blue-tinted polish.
Available at sephora.com, $14.
Leave Grandma to her own devices and she’d choose iridescent tweed over boiled wool any day.
Deck your ears with jewels reminiscent of prism dream catchers.
Available at dannijo.com, $420.
In case of emergency, follow those in light-reflective footwear.
Available at asos.com, $39.
All’s fair in love and glitter.
For nights that you want to turn heads faster than a disco ball, there’s this.
Available at motelrocks.com, $120.
Upgrade retro specs to the 21st century with Super’s green lenses.
Available at eyegoodies.com, $288.
Schoolgirls on Mars are light-years ahead of us. Make up for lost time with ethereal, polka-dotted, over-the-knee skirts.
Throw a flashy bag over a plain tee and jeans to look like you made an effort.
Available at nastygal.com, $38.
Move over, nail art: Holograms have entered the building.
Available sephora.com, $25.
Swaths of pink lamé bring Old Hollywood back.
Bye-bye, blue. Your new go-to wash is pure gold.
Available at pixiemarket.com, $85.
The runway takeaway: One brain-buzzing piece is all any outfit needs.
A psychedelic clutch is a real conversation starter.
Available at katespade.com, $173.
Hey, player. Here’s one pair of sweats you can sport off the court.
Available at asos.com, $31.
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