The only thing HR can say about these shimmering, office-appropriate ensembles? Stop making the rest of us look bad.

Sack your reusable sack in favor of something more eye-catching.

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A streamlined version of the moon boot has you walking on air.

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Mermaid-inspired pants and shifts make even Daryl Hannah swoon.

Picking your poison never looked so good.

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A flashy sleeve helps you spot a tiny tool in a cavernous bag or overcrowded drawer.

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A sheer blouse might offer less coverage than Saran wrap — but it’s undoubtedly more comfortable.

Your latest Apple toy is already out of date. But a glossy rainbow jacket is ever fresh.

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Typing on a keyboard 40 hours a week is slightly more bearable when you’re wearing blue-tinted polish.

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Leave Grandma to her own devices and she’d choose iridescent tweed over boiled wool any day.

Deck your ears with jewels reminiscent of prism dream catchers.

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In case of emergency, follow those in light-reflective footwear.

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All’s fair in love and glitter.

For nights that you want to turn heads faster than a disco ball, there’s this.

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Upgrade retro specs to the 21st century with Super’s green lenses.

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Schoolgirls on Mars are light-years ahead of us. Make up for lost time with ethereal, polka-dotted, over-the-knee skirts.

Throw a flashy bag over a plain tee and jeans to look like you made an effort.

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Move over, nail art: Holograms have entered the building.

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Swaths of pink lamé bring Old Hollywood back.

Bye-bye, blue. Your new go-to wash is pure gold.

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The runway takeaway: One brain-buzzing piece is all any outfit needs.

A psychedelic clutch is a real conversation starter.

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Hey, player. Here’s one pair of sweats you can sport off the court.

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