A shape-shifting Cubist bracelet by Elena Sanchez is anything but square.
Available at maryamnassirzadeh.com, $368.
This shiny gold doubloon of a ring backs up your “I was raised by pirates” schtick.
Available at anthropologie.com, $38.
Ain’t nothing but a gold digger? Then you’ll feel right at home excavating personals from this pouch.
Available at russellandhazel.com, $30.
Up your smooch factor with semisheer lipsticks that add a touch of shine to your pucker.
Available at saksfifthavenue.com, $30.
Show your apartment some love; a heart of gold on the wall is way sturdier than one on the sleeve.
Available at banquetatelier.com, $50.
Flecks of pure mineral gold in this anti-aging serum give off a glow while teaching others the meaning of “gilding the lily.”
Available at caritadirect.com, $346.
Play the sun goddess in limited-edition 24-karat-gold-lens aviators. Or pretend you’re a badass undercover cop — they go both ways.
Available at shopbop.com, $375.
This winning purse is roomy enough to stash your vig (and then some).
Available at edenandeden.com, $60.
A clever little animal capsule makes for a fun and unexpected hiding spot. Watch out, he’s hungry.
Available at mossmills.com, $106.
If you liked it, you should have put a bow on it — like the one pinned to this glitzy arm candy.
Available at betseyjohnson.com, $90.
Like a bra-burning rally in the ’60s, these cups are packing some serious heat.
Available at canvashomestore.com, $22.
Gilded oxfords are anything but straight-laced.
Available at modcloth.com, $40.
Make these fancy dingle hoppers part of your world.
Available at gretelhome.com, $109.
Still using your cell phone as a clock? Get with the times.
Available at triwa.com, $202.
Butter’s West End Wonderland glitter polish is jazz hands in a bottle.
Available at butterlondon.com, $14.
Shed some light on the matter with a glistening bell-shaped hanging lamp.
Available at mattermatters.com, $290.
Even grocery lists are more fun when jotted on glitzy paper.
Available at fredflare.com, $9.
It’s impossible not to attract major attention in this sequined stunner. Just give ’em the gold shoulder if it gets overwhelming.
Available at shopbop.com, $795.
Some people wish for a toilet made of solid gold. We’ll settle for a gold-leafed stump.
Available at thefutureperfect.com, $305.
A flash drive that jingles in your change purse? Now that’s money.
Available at lacie.com, from $20.
Perfect for the itty-bitty leprechaun in your life. All that glitters inside this thumb-size container of loot is most definitely gold.
Available at theevolutionstore.com, $19.
A Procyon lotor with a grill is priceless, no matter how you bite it — not to mention one of the more unexpected and fascinating wedding gifts we can imagine.
Available at digbyandiona.com, $150.
Kick around like you mean business in punky studded sneaks.
Available at whatgoesaroundnyc.com, $175.
Your colorist can get you only so close to Rapunzel, but a head-turning gold clip should bridge the towhead gap.
Available at shopbando.com, $25.
Skip the produce section, the genuine baby karats in this champagne-flavored sucker are deliciously decadent and may even have antibacterial properties.
Available at edible.com, $6.