Night after night you dutifully read (and reread) the great works of the kiddie canon. You can recite Goodnight Moon by heart. (In English and in Spanish.)
New material, you beg. Please. Preferably something that jives with your own taste, ...
When grandma announced she was taking a Knitting for Seniors class, you were all for it.
Until she started showering your child with the fruits of her labor. Oh, the lopsided beanie was okay. But the four-fingered gloves? Problematic. To ...
(Sung to the tune of “This Old Man.”)
These two guys, Lane and Jon,
Wrote some books we think are fun.
About stinky cheese men and math as a curse.
Now they teach science in verse!
So these two guys, ...
You know what they say: You are what you eat.
So why settle for someone else’s idea of a Chubby Hubby when you can create your own?
Ecreamery.com recently launched a site that lets you design your own ice cream. ...
Bursts of steam emanate from cracks in a locked door. The unnerving sound of breaking glass is heard. A sense of dread overcomes you.
Haunted house? Crime scene?
Worse. The dishwasher.
You’d like to put an end to the appliance’s ...
Mom, can I wear my pajamas to school?
No, dear.
Mom, can I use my sister as a kickball?
Um, no, dear.
Hey, Mom, wouldn’t it be cool if I put my wagon in the swimming pool and used it ...
Whoa, nelly. Hold the phone. DailyCandy Kids on a Wednesday? Is nothing sacred anymore?
Do not adjust your DSL connection. Your eyes do not deceive you.
And, for goodness sake, get a hold of yourself. Yes, we’re sending you a ...
Cops reruns, McNuggets, and the Cats soundtrack.
Just a sampling of guilty pleasures that have no redeeming social value whatsoever.
Step away from the jumbo Kit Kat — now — and indulge with pride in a cocoa fix from the ...
