The allure of chippy furniture and couches covered in overlarge slipcovers faded when you landed your first job with an expense account. The shabby thing just doesn’t feel chic anymore.
And yet … You’re not quite ready to go minimalist. ...
Do you smell something?
It was there when you got up this morning. There was still a hint of it on your route to work. And even now it lingers. But you can’t quite put your finger on it.
Well, ...
Lucky you. You roll out of bed looking fantastic. (Jerk.)
Your bed, however, doesn’t look quite as nice.
A rumpled comforter that’s fallen halfway on the floor. Sheets twisted in knots. Looks like someone had a wild night. (Jerk.)
And ...
Fruits and vegetables are known for lots of things. Broccoli’s packed with fiber. Oranges have Vitamin C. And cucumbers have the remarkable ability to make people giggle.
One thing they’re not known for? Their beauty. (Which explains why you’ve never ...
The last time you skipped the elevator for the stairs? Try never. And your gym membership card is dustier than a post-swiffing Swiffer. (Not that you’d know what that looks like, lazybones.)
The problem isn’t that your get-up-and-go got up ...
In theory, a garden is a great idea. Growing something is undeniably gratifying. But the process — the digging, the backache, the dirt — well, such a pity to muss a good manicure.
Which is not to say you can’t ...
As it turns out, the term “athletic build” can mean a lot of things.
Just one of the many interesting tidbits you’ll learn while meeting people on the Internet. (Another? “Walks on the beach” = “first-date sex.” Who knew?)
Perhaps ...
Someday, you’ll ditch the rat race and leave it all behind for a little patch of paradise, where you’ll grow organic herbs and flowers and make all your own beauty products from homegrown ingredients.
Pardon us if we don’t hold ...
