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Sweating the Small Stuff

An imaginary excerpt from the 2004 Presidential Debate:

MODERATOR: Senator Kerry, what do you make of the recent ads, funded by Flop Sweat Veterans for Truth, alleging that your excessive perspiration at the DNC is evidence of a glandular disorder ...

Rock Your World

We hate to break the news to bling addicts the world over, but the only thing that looks as good as a nine-carat Harry Winston ring is an actual nine-carat Harry Winston ring.

So maybe it’s time to give that ...

Radio Head

You. Are. So. Cool.

24-Hour Party People cool. Avant-garde-Afghan-top-wearing cool. Boom-box-over-your-shoulder-rockin’-out-on-the-stoop cool.

Okay, fine, you’re not that cool. But neither are those clunky, heavy, scoliosis-inducing ghetto blasters of yesteryear. You want to hear your tunes out loud and headphones-free ...

Land of Enhancement

Project: Test the Lavand Distraction bra, which purportedly increases the bust by two cup sizes.

Theory/Challenge: The low-cut bra, which comes with strategically placed pockets and inserts, looks natural and can be worn under anything. Can it really ...

Click Your Heels

Somewhere — over the rainbow maybe? — there’s a place that you’ve dreamt of, where you can get beautiful designer shoes at a considerable discount.

And we don’t mean those crazy bargain-basement sales where the only sizes left were the ...

These Two Guys

(Sung to the tune of “This Old Man.”)

These two guys, Lane and Jon,
Wrote some books we think are fun.
About stinky cheese men and math as a curse.
Now they teach science in verse!

So these two guys, ...

I Scream for Ice Cream

You know what they say: You are what you eat.

So why settle for someone else’s idea of a Chubby Hubby when you can create your own?

Ecreamery.com recently launched a site that lets you design your own ice cream. ...

Flirty Something

Saggy? Perky? Jiggly? Spartan? Ample?

Whatever their size and shape, your twins probably wouldn’t mind if you spent more time supporting and flattering them.

Make a beeline for thelittleflirt.com, where La Petite Coquette, Manhattan’s 27-year-old bastion of brassieres, bustiers, and ...