Saggy? Perky? Jiggly? Spartan? Ample?

Whatever their size and shape, your twins probably wouldn’t mind if you spent more time supporting and flattering them.

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Bursts of steam emanate from cracks in a locked door. The unnerving sound of breaking glass is heard. A sense of dread overcomes you.

Haunted house? Crime scene?

Worse. The dishwasher.

You’d like to put an end to the appliance’s ...

Boo! Summer’s over. Do you know where your sweaters are?

Not to spook you or anything, but your cashmere hoodies and wool pullovers could be premiering in their own little horror flick as we speak. ATTACK OF THE KILLER MOTHS! ...

“Darling, you looked fab at the gala. Yes, I know: She’s gorgeous, he’s cheating, and they’re both in Saint-Tropez. Are you going? Sigh. It’s been dreadful, all this flying from coast to coast. Oh. Where did you get that stunning ...

Mom, can I wear my pajamas to school?
No, dear.

Mom, can I use my sister as a kickball?
Um, no, dear.

Hey, Mom, wouldn’t it be cool if I put my wagon in the swimming pool and used it ...

Nice Marc Jacobs bag.

Bet it looks nice sitting next to your Vuitton, your Chanel, and your Kate Spade.

Not exactly a handbag rebel, are you? Perhaps it’s time to declare your independence?

Consider the radically stylish totes, satchels, and ...

Whoa, nelly. Hold the phone. DailyCandy Kids on a Wednesday? Is nothing sacred anymore?

Do not adjust your DSL connection. Your eyes do not deceive you.

And, for goodness sake, get a hold of yourself. Yes, we’re sending you a ...