The last time you watched a so-called educational baby video, you had flashbacks to Dead shows, bad burritos, and questionable experiments with a dorm-room bong. (What? You get something else from the colorful shapes, psychedelic music, and strange subliminal messages?) ...
The quest for the holy grail. A pursuit that ends, depending on your priorities, with the discovery of eternal life, transcendental wisdom, or a doting spouse.
Right. Whatever. Where’s the world’s perfect T-shirt?
Look. Anyone can stitch together a few ...
You knew it was time to swear off the charm trend when your mom showed up at dinner with little horseshoes and roller skates dangling from her wrist.
Understandable. But hear us out on this one: Maya Brenner’s necklaces put ...
Ever notice how office supplies seem to be more subject to the laws of entropy than other stuff?
Pens, pencils, paper clips, even staplers: One minute they’re there, the next they’re scattered to the four winds. (Blame Klepto Kimberly three ...
7:03 a.m.: Pajamas off. Workout clothes on.
8:12 a.m.: Workout clothes off. Work clothes on.
6:20 p.m.: Work clothes off. Evening clothes on.
11:30 p.m.: Evening clothes off. Pajamas on.
Life shouldn’t feel like a runway show.
The alternative to ...
Being a baby has its drawbacks.
The whole pre-verbal thing, for one. (You don’t know frustration until you’ve forgotten the word for spoon three times in an hour.) All that spitting up isn’t so sweet either. And diaper rash? The ...
Baking is a lot like making a film.
You spend years writing (and rewriting) your recipes, selecting the ingredients, and perfecting your technique until, at long last, you’re ready to share your masterpiece with the world.
And when you do, ...
Public restrooms.
A battleground of good versus icky. A veritable Russian roulette of scents, supplies, and dubious sanitary standards.
Suffice it to say they’re enough to make you want to ...
