“I want it in hot pink right now!”

Latest It-girl tantrum? Recent celebrity outburst? Aspen-bound trophy wife in search of Uggs?

Try the 5-year-old next door. (The spoiled one whose limited-edition Louis Vuitton Technomarine sparkles on her wrist.)

Label-hungry moms ...

Time for the jewelry inventory. Let’s see what we’ve got here …

One gold nameplate necklace. One daisy choker. One diamond-studded horseshoe. And one — oh, dear — is that a snap bracelet?

This isn’t a jewelry box, sister. This ...

Frequent fliers know the real perils of air travel.

Screaming, upchucking babies. Stale, germ-ridden air. The wafting aroma of beef Stroganoff. And, worst of all, the chatty, smarmy, halitosis-afflicted neighbor who mystifyingly finds encouragement in your curt one-word answers and ...

All women organize their underwear drawers according to a time-honored, universal hierarchy.

In back: the skanky, worn-out, I’m-definitely-not-gettin’-any-tonight ones. Next up: the everyday cotton standbys. In front? Your boutique-bought top-of-the-liners.

You may have trouble deciding which category to put your ...

It happens to the best of us.

You’re getting ready to go out when you suddenly realize you’re overdressed. So you change … and promptly decide you’re underdressed. Before you know it, the contents of your closet are on the ...

Let others rejoice at the end of winter. You, for one, face its passing with a heavy heart.

Why? Because it spells the end for your passionate, co-dependent love affair with your scarf. To you it’s no mere woolly wrap. ...

Dora, Dexter, Pokemon. Do your kids’ closets read like a Saturday-morning line-up?

Underneath that Power Rangers decal lurks a budding fashion genius, dying to bust a move. (This is your spawn, after all.)

Cue Flora and Henri. The refreshingly logo-free ...