Charlotte, Charlotte, how do we love thee? Let us count the ways.
No, seriously. We’re gonna list them right now:
1. You gave us an exclusive video for “Trick Pony” from your new album, Irm, written/produced by Beck.
2. You are not a one-trick pony. (Not only do you sing, but two words: Antichrist. Whoa.)
3. You make us want to practice our French — or at least fake an accent.
4. You come from a dead-sexy line of crooners.
5. You’re real pretty.
We’ll stop there — before this starts to get creepy.
We’ve got you on repeat anyway.
Blind dating. Speed dating. Online dating. You’ve tried everything in your shameless quest to find the perfect man.
So you’ll totally relate to When in Rome. The new film stars Kristen Bell as an ambitious, relationship-challenged New Yorker who takes a whirlwind trip to Rome. There she defiantly steals coins from a fountain of love, inexplicably igniting the passion of the men who threw them in.
Her new suitors include a sausage magnate (Danny DeVito), a street magician (Jon Heder), an adoring painter (Will Arnett), and a self-admiring model (Dax Shepard). But when a charming reporter (Josh Duhamel) pursues her with equal zest, she’ll have to determine if it’s the work of the coins or the real thing.
Which is still easier than online dating.
When in Rome opens this Friday. Check local listings for showtimes.