Once upon a time, there was this thing called “self-restraint.”

Oh, we know it sounds outlandish. But really. People ate reasonable amounts and didn’t complain when served something smaller than their own heads.

Those wanting to recapture the glorious joys ...

It was inevitable (if ironic): Charm bracelets have lost their charm.

Don’t shed too many tears for the jangly accessory. It’s sure to make a comeback in twenty minutes or so.

Until then, look to Charming Sam jewelry, a line ...

Ever since college you’ve been dying for a cereal buffet to call your own.

You’ve stocked up on bowls and spoons. Set up regular milk delivery. Even enlisted friends to dress up as Tony the Tiger (with Snap, Crackle, and ...

Somehow that frilly bassinet just doesn’t look right between your shag carpeting and sleek Danish end table.

And once again, you find yourself inching down that slippery slope. The one known as Design Sacrificed in the Name of Your Kids. ...

Thou art so prickly. And unreachable,
O mini-cactus, unpettable pet.
Thou art, nonetheless, unimpeachable.
Our interspecies love will endure yet!
To water, I just dip thy tush in eau
But once a month — ah, were all creatures such.
And when ...

We all have our fears. Agoraphobia (crowds), arachnophobia (spiders), arachibutyrophobia (the fear that peanut butter will stick to the roof of your mouth). But only the coulrophobics among us think that clowns are the earth’s most terrifying creatures.

If only ...

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Whoa, shopping online is, like, totally wild!

Or — not so much. Which is why we are stoked to introduce you to Etsy, a new, experimental, and totally awesome website that challenges the norms ...