Your social life? On fire. You’re booked solid with brunches, housewarming parties, and celebratory birthday dinners.
Your fashion life? Burned out. With all the guest-list overlaps and digital photo albums, your favorite little black dress is getting more exposure than ...
Every once in a while, baby Myrtle is what parents used to offhandedly call bad. (These days we call it “dispositionally challenged.”)
She refuses to take a nap. Cries relentlessly for hours. Repeatedly pulls the cat’s ears and tail ...
Discretion is your middle name.
While others highlight, you go for a few depth-defining lowlights. Your basic black briefcase is lined with neon pink houndstooth. And information regarding your lacy leopard skivvies is provided on a need-to-know basis only.
As a cat person, you’re highly amused by such things as dog walkers, pooper scoopers, and canine diaps for that time of the month.
You purr with delight when reminded of how easy it is to care for your feline ...
On the sympathy scale of 1-10, 1 being “cry me a river” and 10 being “wow, that totally blows,” each allergy has its place:
Ragweed: 5 (Used to be 7, but Claritin’s over-the-counter now.)
Peanuts: 8 (Just a jelly sandwich, ...
Ever since you learned that Target sells cute knickknacks and shoes, Amazon knows your tastes better than your parents do, and Wal-Mart is the new FEMA, you’ve begun to wonder if maybe corporate America isn’t the way to all your ...
You’ve scaled Kilimanjaro, skied off-piste in Patagonia, and sunned in the Seychelles. What do you have to show for it? Blurry, overexposed pictures. These easy tips will guarantee photos that are as great as your memories.
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Sure, it’s easy to dump on capitalism for spoiling the environment and turning a nation of once-rugged individualists into a drooling pack of consumerist sheep.
But that would be seeing the glass as half empty.
Consider the good news: Only ...
