Congratulations! You’re finally considering your first vacation together (as a couple, a quasi-couple, whatever). Here’s a little questionnaire to help you determine whether you’re ready to take the leap.

1. Hypothetical scenario: One of us gets bumped to first class. ...

Girl 1: See that?
Girl 2: Jeans so tight you can read her lips.
Girl 1: Oh no you did-int.
Girl 2: That’s right.

What were you thinking wearing those hotpants? Everyone knows there’s only one place a camel toe ...

Most of the time, they grow like weeds, and you just adore it.

But just when you’ve fallen in love with the $50 booties, the cashmere cable-knit sweater, and the suede onesie, he gains three pounds and is on to ...

Nobody’s calling you easy access. At least not to your face.

Sure, you’ve been known to throw back a few too many and show up to work in yesterday’s outfit. (Who hasn’t?)

Icky flashbacks notwithstanding, these days “easy access” can ...

Remember in second grade when you’d sit next to Tommy during lunch and get so jealous? Your limp PBJ just couldn’t compete with his weenie.

Stop holding it against him and order up some of your own. Sausages by Amy ...

Pity the poor scarf.

It gets caught on earrings and in subway doors. It can’t stay on a hanger. And at this point in the season, it’s pretty gnarly from its tenure as your sneeze guard. (Gross, man. Get a ...

From cave walls to street corners, the artists of the world are always on the lookout for a new canvas. Seems they’ll take pencil, charcoal, or brush to just about anything.

And now they’re trying to get in your pants. ...