Unless you’re one of the famous ones (Great, Wailing), being a wall is a pretty thankless existence.
A lifetime of holding up ceilings and keeping out bad weather. And how do we thank them? By adorning them with taped-up Britney ...
Like any It-designer worth his salt, Jonathan Adler has a manifesto. Here’s a sampling:
We believe in dorky enthusiasm.
We believe in always being underdressed or overdressed.
We believe celebrities should pay full price.
We believe dogs should be allowed ...
Black suitcase, black suitcase, overstuffed duffel, black suitcase, dilapidated cardboard box with industrial tape job, black suitcase …
Welcome to life on the luggage belt. Predictable, bleak, and lonely.
But wait? What’s that? A flash of silver! A flicker of ...
From the looks of things, you’re hitting the road.
Bound for a place with nary a convenience store or pharmacy in sight. Why else would you pack a huge bottle of shampoo, an extra-large tub of mosturizer, and a ...
On the road to rocket-scientist renown, your child has only a few more stops to go: masters at MIT (practically accepted), undergrad at Harvard (application submitted over a year ago), and nursery school (talk about a tough entrance exam).
After ...
When the names got passed out in garment heaven, certain women’s items really got screwed. And, as you might imagine, they’re none too pleased.
The stole is resentful. The muff is pissed as hell.
And the wife-beater? Well, it’s absolutely ...
Another banner session at the gym. Between the impossible-to-decipher cardio equipment and the endless wait for the treadmill, it’s no wonder you can’t break a sweat.
Great timing, too. Your ass is looking more like a honey-baked ham every day. ...
You’ve never appreciated the term flat-chested. It’s just so negative.
You prefer differently busted.
Still, there’s no way to put a good spin on the situation in the lingerie department, where most of the cutest bras are B cup and ...
