Online - June 03, 2004

Whizz Kid

Weeblock for Little Boys

Congratulations, Momma. You are the proud owner of a brand-new baby boy.

Get ready to become intimately acquainted with a piece of equipment that — while it was crucially instrumental in the creation this wriggling thing on the change table before you — you know very little about.

It flip-flops. It squirts. It — oh, dear, please, no — stiffens. (Don’t forget you made it.) You can’t control it. (And, really, why would you want to?)

But you can stop its inconvenient spray. The Weeblock is a spongy device that fits neatly over his little parts for an interruption-free diaper change. (Such a cute solution to such a not-cute problem.) There are four colors available: You decide whether Junior is a Li’l Kahuna or a Whizz Kid.

Just one of the many wild and wonderful things you’ll learn about him over the course of his life.

Available online at sozousa.com.