The hall monitors are meanies and the meat’s a mystery. Otherwise, school rocks — especially if you have the right gear.
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Custom-printed lunch bags from ForYourParty feature your kid’s drawings; submit art online and choose from more than 40 ink colors.
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Jazz up their kicks with Sneaker Bops, decorative pieces that attach to their laces at E Street Kids (1876 First Street, Highland Park; 847-433-0172).
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They won’t get caught passing notes when they have a Secret Message Writing Set from Enjoy (4727 North Lincoln Avenue; 773-334-8626). Includes pens that write in invisible ink with black-light beams in the caps to illuminate the message.
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Decorate lockers, books, and binders with Decorama adhesive vinyl art. Monsters, insects, and flowers are easy on, easy off.
Now you’re really a class act.

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Walking with Dinosaurs: the Live Experience
What: Life-size, animatronic dinosaurs trundle across the stage.
Why: It’s prehistory in the making.
When: Tues., Thurs. & Fri., 7 p.m.; Wed., 11 a.m. & 7 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m., 3 & 7 p.m.; Sun., 1 p.m.
Where: United Center, 1901 W. Madison St., at Damen Ave., West Loop. Tickets at 312-559-1212 or online.
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50th Annual Chicago Air & Water Show
What: Parachute teams, Army jets, water-skiers, and daredevils do stunts along the shore.
Why: You’re so fly.
When: Fri., 3-9 p.m.; Sat. & Sun., 9 a.m.-4 p.m.
Where: Along Lake Michigan, from Fullerton Ave. to Oak St., Downtown (312-744-3315).
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Malott Japanese Garden Summer Festival
What: Re-creation of a Japanese matsura features tea ceremony, taiko drumming, and storytelling.
Why: Pure garden variety.
When: Sat. & Sun., 10 a.m.-4 p.m.
Where: Chicago Botanic Garden, 1000 Lake Cook Rd., at I-94, Glencoe (847-835-5440).