You used to need superhuman strength just to locate the remote. But ever since Thomas, Webkinz, and Elmo invaded, it’s a miracle if you find your way to the front door.
Professional organizer Abbey Claire Keusch to the rescue. Faster than a speeding bullet, she arrives at your pad and makes sense of your mess.
Able to leap over tall mounds of unidentified items in a single bound (and quickly stash them into neat little boxes), she rids you of your bad habits one room at a time. Whether it’s the playroom or kitchen, she sets up organizational systems that save the day.
All in the name of truth, justice, and the anal retentive way.
Abbey Claire Organizing (323-243-3569 or abbeyclaireorganizing.com).

HELP
Tiny Revolutionary This Shirt Saved a Life Program
What: Buy a tee and feed a child in Ghana.
Why: Viva la (tiny) revolution.
When: You feel like helping out.
Where: Online at tinyrevolutionary.com.
SNAP
Little Snappers Preschool Program
What: Everything there is to know about turtles.
Why: Slow and steady wins the race.
When: Sat., 9:30-11:30 a.m.
Where: Aquarium of the Pacific, 100 Aquarium Way, at W. Shoreline Dr., Long Beach. R.S.V.P. to 562-951-1630.
SEE
King O’Leary by the The Actors’ Gang
What: Shakespeare for kids.
Why: To see or not to see.
When: Sat. & Sun., 11 a.m.
Where: Media Park, 9070 Venice Blvd., at Culver Blvd., Culver City.