Pea: Uh-oh, Crib Mattress. We have a problem.
Mattress: (rolling her coils) What now, Pea? You’re so irritating!
P: You’re way too thin. The new baby will detect me too easily. How will her parents know whether she’s a true princess?!
M: You’re kidding, right? Just take a look at this bedding. All these vibrant colors and prints layered into a rich, festive mix. You don’t think they’d trick me out like this for a mere pleb, do you?
P: I do have to admit that Meadow tree pattern is sweet. It looks great mixed with those splashy flower-print pillows. And that bumper! Nice grosgrain ribbon detailing. They must have hired a pro.
M: Nope, they just picked one of the four vibrant collections from Sanook, a new baby bedding label from local designer Julie Freimuth.
P: (withering) This baby is never going to notice me beneath all your finery!
M: Would you just can it?
Available at Bay Home & Linens, 253 South B Street, between East 3rd and 2nd Avenues, San Mateo (650-342-8488); online at happychickadee.com.

CHOW
Pasta Pomodoro’s Kids Eat Free
What: The under-12 set chows gratis from a kids’ menu that features DIY pasta combos.
Why: Carbo-load ’em up!
When: Every Tues., 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.
Where: All NorCal locations except Laurel Heights.
CELEBRATE
MoAD Family Day: Carnival Spotlight
What: A free (with admission) Mardi Gras party with mask making, storytelling, and New Orleans-style jazz.
Why: Laissez les bon temps rouler.
When: Sat., 1-4 p.m.
Where: Museum of the African Diaspora, Education Center, 685 Mission St., at 3rd St. (415-358-7200). Reserve a spot online at moadsf.org.
READ
Cat the Cat Book Tour
What: The prolific Mo Willems, author/illustrator of the Pigeon, Knuffle Bunny, and Elephant & Piggie books, reads from his new series for the sippy-cup set.
Why: That is that.
When: Sat., 2 p.m.
Where: Borders, 233 Winston Dr., at the Stonestown Galleria (415-731-0665).
Photo: Courtesy of Sanook