Kids Atlanta - October 19, 2009
Coitus Abruptus
The Mominatrix's Guide to Postpartum Passion
If making homemade purees has recently trumped doing the deed, check out these tips from Atlanta’s own parenting sexpert, The Mominatrix, on revving up your mojo using familiar mealtime moves.
Garnish Accordingly
You know you can turn almost anything into something mouthwatering. Apply the same philosophy to your main dish with a visit to Lay Bare Waxing Boutique (3232 Roswell Road, Buckhead; 404-254-3925). A trim here, some lace there — you’ll be hard to resist.
Add Condiments
Everyone loves a good dip. Get saucy and add extra “ingredients” to your repertoire. Try a Jimmyjane candle that melts into a sensual massage oil (Entebello, 324 East Paces Ferry Road, Buckhead; 404-477-2933). It’ll light him up.
Sneak It In
If you wait for a night with a few unscheduled hours, you’ll never get it on. Set the TiVo and get dirty between laundry cycles. You’ll both be down a load — and still have the whole night to crash on the couch.
Trust us. Try it. You’ll like it.
For more tantalizing tips, preorder The Mominatrix’s Guide to Sex, online at amazon.com. For her blog and weekly podcasts, go to mominatrixradio.com.
Photo: Courtesy of The Mominatrix
SEE
Planet Shark: Predator or Prey
What: A 10,000-square-foot exhibition — featuring jaws, teeth, fossils, and full-scale models — complementing the collection of more than 70 live sharks.
Why: Sure to be an out-of-water experience.
When: Sun.-Fri., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: Georgia Aquarium, 225 Baker St., Downtown (404-581-4000).
HEAR
Halloween Magical Musical Toybox
What: The ASO’s annual fright fest performed by costumed musicians and accompanied by haunted dancing.
Why: It’s the symphony in disguise.
When: Sun., 1:30 & 3:30 p.m.
Where: Atlanta Symphony Hall, Memorial Arts Building, Woodruff Arts Center, 1280 Peachtree St., Midtown (404-733-5000).
HAUNT
Life Is good Pumpkin Festival
What: Costume parade, pumpkin carvings, hayrides, silent auction, food, music, and old-fashioned games benefit challenged youth.
Why: As good as fall gets.
When: Sat., 1-6 p.m.
Where: Sterling on the Lake, 7004 Lake Sterling Blvd., Flowery Branch (770-967-9777).
