Your kid catching a cold ranks right up there with sitting naked on a cactus.
So it’s soothing to know that the Merz Apothecary pharmacists have created an all-natural chest rub recipe for ailing kids.
Take four ounces of jojoba oil and stir in fifteen to twenty drops lavender oil, 30-35 drops eucalyptus oil, and eight to ten drops wintergreen oil. Shake well in a closed container and warm the whole thing by running it under hot water. Just make sure to test on your own skin prior to use.
Next time the babies catch a bug, simply rub it on their necks and chests.
And that should take the sting out.
Get more remedies for sick kiddies at Merz Apothecary, 4716 North Lincoln Avenue, at Leland Avenue (773-989-0900 or smallflower.com).

GROW
Whirlwind Sales
What: Save 15 percent on different items (like denim, dresses, diaper bags) every weekend in December.
Why: It’s tummy time.
When: Thru Dec. 30. Damen Ave., Sat., 11 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sun., noon-5 p.m.; Highland Park, Sat., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sun., noon-5 p.m.
Where: Belly Dance Maternity, 1647 N. Damen Ave., b/t North & Wabansia Aves. (773-862-1133); 1849 Green Bay Rd., b/t Elm Pl. & Central Ave., Highland Park (847-926-0053).
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Frosty
What: Musical-theater adaptation of the holiday song returns for the season.
Why: You’re a jolly, happy soul.
When: Thru Jan 6. See schedule online at emeraldcitytheatre.com.
Where: Apollo Theater, 2540 N. Lincoln Ave., at Wrightwood Ave. (773-935-6100).
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Lincoln Square Holiday Festival
What: Celebrate the season with art projects, Santa visits, and food.
Why: Cheer ye, cheer ye.
When: Fri., 6-10 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sun., 10:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m.
Where: Giddings Plaza, 4731 N. Lincoln Ave., at Giddings St. (773-728-3890).