Q: Doctor, how do I stop my kid’s nose from running?
A: Stick your foot out and trip it.
If your pediatrician’s advice sounds like a bad joke, get a second opinion at The Organic Pharmacy.
The natural beauty spot offers homeopathic treatments for everything from boosting immune systems to battling chicken pox and head lice. In-depth consultations start with a comprehensive medical history followed by a quick test that scans the body for trouble zones.
On Wednesdays, swing by for Parent Mornings (10 a.m.-noon), devoted to children’s health issues like eczema, ADD, and digestion.
Because your kiddo’s well-being is no laughing matter.
The Organic Pharmacy, 453 North Beverly Drive, between Brighton Way and Santa Monica Boulevard, Beverly Hills (310-272-7275 or theorganicpharmacy.com).

CARRY
A Tune
What: L.A.-based singer/songwriter Randy Kaplan will host three weekly jam sessions with crafts inspired by each week’s theme.
Why: Pipe up.
When: Tues. (Also Mar. 31 & Apr. 7.) Art room activities, 9:30-10:30 a.m.; sing-along, 10:30-11:15 a.m.
Where: Play, 5814 W. Third St., b/t La Brea & S. Cochran Aves. (323-988-1189).
SWIM
The Water Whisperer
What: Sherman Oaks coach Emily Cohen fosters independent swimmers from ages 6 months and up. Lessons are purchased in sets of ten.
Why: Make a splash.
When: Call for schedule.
Where: For more info, contact emily@thewaterwhisperer.com or call 641-715-3900 ext. 2626067#.
SEE
My Father’s Dragon
What: Beloved book-turned-play follows the adventures of Elmer in Tangerina and Wild Island on his quest to save a baby dragon.
Why: It will slay them.
When: Thru Apr. 5. Sat. & Sun., 11 a.m.
Where: Morgan-Wixson Theatre, 2627 Pico Blvd., b/t 26th & 27th Sts., Santa Monica (310-828-7519). Tickets online at ovationtix.com.