Forget rocket science: The true test of genius is dressing a squirming toddler.
After all, it takes a very steady hand to manage snaps the size of pinheads.
Easier does it with Bezz tunics. Miami local Liz Atlan specially orders the cotton coveralls in tropical colors like turquoise and coral, adding hand embroidery and felt appliques of owls, fairies, flowers, or spotted mushrooms.
The result: an easy-on top that goes from the beach to school.
Provided you add some smarty-pants.
Available at Flavour Saviour, 297 Northeast 59th Terrace, inside Ace Props Miami (305-756-0888); the gift shop at the Biltmore, 1200 Anastasia Avenue, Coral Gables (305-445-1926).

LISTEN
Christmas Story Hour
What: Holiday tales and hot chocolate by the courtyard fireplace.
Why: Cozy up.
When: Wed., 9-10 a.m.
Where: Books & Books, 265 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables (305-442-4408).
CREATE
Winter Break Camp
What: Guided art projects including sculpture, drawing, and painting.
Why: One last burst of creativity.
When: Thru Dec. 26 (no class Dec. 25) & Dec. 29-Jan. 2 (no class Jan. 1). Mon.-Fri., 9:30 a.m.-2 p.m.
Where: Children’s Pavilion, Lowe Art Museum, University of Miami, 1301 Stanford Dr., Coral Gables (305-284-3535).
FEST
Miccosukee Indian Arts Festival
What: Fashion shows, airboat rides, arts and crafts, and alligators.
Why: It’s a native tradition.
When: Fri.-Jan. 4.
Where: Miccosukee Indian Village, Mile Marker 70 U.S. Tamiami Trail (305-552-8365).