Sure, you bring home the bacon. But you don’t have time to shop.
Good thing Hilary Waterous does.
The former nanny and founder of bespoke shopping service Pride & Joy knows all things kid, from the West Village to the Upper East Side (and beyond).
After a free consultation to assess your tastes and needs, Waterous hits the streets, combing through the first crop of winter coats, finding proper-fitting school shoes, or sourcing enough sporting goods to knock little Joe DiMaggio out of the park. She’ll also buy gifts, make party favors, and track down a perfect pair of sandals in December.
Pay her by the hour, the day, or the month.
You’ll be happy as a pig in mud.
Pride & Joy (401-743-0814 or prideandjoynyc.com).

HEAR
Ezra Jack Keats Family Concert: Father Goose
What: Celebrate Brooklyn fetes children’s book author Keats with music by Father Goose and readings by Maria from Sesame Street.
Why: Kids get lit.
When: Sat., 4 p.m. Admission is first come, first served. Gates open one hour before showtime.
Where: Prospect Park Bandshell, Prospect Park W. & 9th St., Brooklyn.
LEARN
Magic: The Science of Illusion
What: Discover mind-reading tricks, levitation secrets, and more.
Why: It’s tricky business.
When: Thru Sept. 14. Sat. & Sun., 10 a.m.-6 p.m. July & Aug., Mon.-Fri., 9:30 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sept., Tues.-Thurs., 9:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Fri., 9:30 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: New York Hall of Science, 47-01 111th St., Queens (718-699-0005).
SEE
Jack & The Beanstalk
What: Puppets recount the classic story of a boy and his magic beans.
Why: It’s a tall tale.
When: Thru Aug. 24. Mon.-Fri., 10:30 a.m. & noon; Sat. & Sun., 1 p.m.
Where: Swedish Cottage Marionette Theatre, W. 79th St., at Central Park West Dr., entrance at W. 81st St. Reservations required (212-988-9093).
SHOP
Sweet William Summer Sale
What: Unique clothes and accessories by Atsuyo + Akiko, Entertaining Elephants, and Kate Quinn Organics.
Why: A bargain grows in Brooklyn.
When: Thru Aug. 25. Mon.-Fri., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat. & Sun., noon-7 p.m.
Where: 112 N. Sixth St., near Berry St. (718-218-6946).