He can pick his nose (you’re so proud). And has started picking his friends (most of which make you proud).
But as soon as he starts picking his friends’ noses, it’s time to redirect that energy.
Trek out to Homestead Farm for a hayride that deposits everyone at the vast apple orchard and multiple pumpkin patches (15600 Sugarland Road, Poolesville; 301-977-3761).
They’ll learn to milk a cow, feed chickens, and take an old-fashioned wagon ride at the historic Oxon Hill Farm (6411 Oxon Hill Road, Oxon Hill; 301-839-1176).
In addition to all the produce at Cox Farms, farmers-to-be can check out baby pigs, a cornfield adventure path, straw tunnels, and live bands (15621 Braddock Road, Centreville; 703-830-4121).
It’ll be hard to pick just one.
Photo: Courtesy of Homestead Farm

BITE
Dracula, A Family Musical
What: The Georgetown Theatre Company presents a spooky-fun show with original music.
Why: It won’t suck.
When: Thru Nov. 8. Sat. & Sun., 1:30 p.m.
Where: The Shops at Georgetown Park, 3222 M St. NW (703-271-7770).
SEE
Kids Euro Festival
What: More than 100 free performances for kids by kids.
Why: You can’t beat this exchange.
When: Thru Nov. 10. Schedule online at kidseurofestival.org.
Where: All across town.
HEAR (and SNACK)
Sundaes & Stories
What: Dive into ice cream and listen to local author Judith Viorst read from her classic, Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.
Why: Benefits The Washington Home and Community Hospices.
When: Sun., 3-4:30 p.m.
Where: The Washington Home, 3720 Upton St. NW, b/t 37th St. & Wisconsin Ave. NW (202-895-9680).