Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
How on earth
Can I express
My feelings for you?

You want to show you care. But you just can’t figure out how.

Say it with flowers? (A bit too keen). A serenade? (Even keener).

Chocolate is never at a loss for words. Especially when it’s from iloveyoumorethanchocolate.co.uk. If the name alone doesn’t convey your sentiments, then the brilliant range of white, milk and dark chocolate tiles inscribed with messages both simple (happy Father’s Day, congratulations) and sublime (I love you) are likely to do the trick.

Others come moulded with chocolate hearts, bees, stars, shoes and handbags. All are completely adorable and, of course, rather tasty.

They also offer a bespoke inscription service for weddings and special occasions. Which means you can say precisely what you want to say.

You might start to wonder whether you really do love anything more than chocolate.

Then again, there are worse dilemmas.

Available online at iloveyoumorethanchocolate.co.uk.