14 June 2005

Geek and Ye Shall Find

Geeks-on-Wheels

You’re hammering away on your iBook. In the zone. One paragraph from redefining genius.

Then.

Just. Like. That.

The blue screen of death.

You hyperventilate. Curse the gods. Kick something.

Time to call the overpriced, understaffed tech shop?

No. Time to call Geeks-on-Wheels, who will send a kind and caring saviour to your desk pronto. These modern day knights (civil, strong and willing to rescue even the most distressed of technophobes) will fix the problem on the spot. Their armour: a smart, black Aertex shirt. Their white horse: a speedy Nissan Micra.

The chronically tech-impaired can purchase the I.T. Support Passport — one payment for ten visits. Ideal for unpatronising tuition in the privacy of your own home — or just insurance against future meltdowns.

The computer’s, that is.

Geeks-on-Wheels (0800 107 4110 or geeks-on-wheels.com).