The fittest specimen at the dinner party. Sitting right next to you. Halfway through the first course, you’re already planning marriage and babies, when your intended pops the question.

“So how do you feel about the current tension between Ibrahim al-Jaafari and Jalal Talabani?”

You sweat. You panic. Who the hell are they?

Just whip out your mobile and text 63336, the number for Any Question Answered, your soon-to-be favourite new wireless compulsion. Within seconds, you’ll get a concise answer via text. And you get to impress with your expertise about the Iraqi leadership.

How does it work? Helpful, speedy elves at the other end of the line await your query. At £1 a go, it’s not cheap, but such immediacy and discretion are worth it. As are the endless hours of fun you’ll derive during pub quizzes and the GMTV holiday giveaway.

And since 63336 is basically the mobile version of Google, why not enquire about the dreamboat sitting next to you?

It may not be the answer to your prayers, but AQA has a solution for everything else.

Text your question to 63336 from any UK mobile phone or go to 63336.com.