Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens …

If Coco Ribbon had been around a few decades ago, Maria would surely have chosen this spot as testament to her wise words. And the von Trapp children wouldn’t be wearing those musty old curtains. They’d be decked in Collette Dinnigan from head to toe.

Sadly Maria had to go it alone. Because Coco Ribbon owners Sophie Oliver and Alison Chow had yet to spawn their ever-growing empire.

And, as if two outposts weren’t enough to satisfy the masses, now they’ve taken their impeccable selection of gifts, clothing and accessories online — tops by Willow, swimwear by Mrs. Chow (the Just Married bikini is genius), as well as charming things for the home like scented candles and handmade teacups. And, memo to the clueless male: their man’s gift guide service is a godsend for those in need of a little direction when shopping for the other half.

Perhaps if Georg von Trapp had known about that, he might have got into Maria’s pants a bit sooner.

Available online at cocoribbon.com.