25 July 2005

Stuck on You

Stuck Up!

“And now, to make your own life-size space rocket, you need some cardboard and four rolls of sticky-backed plastic.”

If only the Blue Peter presenters had known the potential of their favourite craft ingredient. Millions of women have secured their bosoms with tit tape — protruding sharp points and painful removal notwithstanding.

Now, for the next generation: liquid tit tape. Stuck Up is a roll-on glue that can be used anywhere on the body. Press your décolletage-bearing item onto the clear adhesive (it’s washable and hypoallergenic) and hey presto: instant cleavage security. It’s also ideal for keeping suspenders up and toupees on, and works wonders for those who have trouble keeping their spectacles on their noses. 

An achievement that must surely be worthy of a Blue Peter badge. 


Available online at hqhair.com.