You are decadent if:
a) you practice naughty morals.
b) your surname ends in –ovsky or -ovitch.
c) you order someone to work for you whilst you lie back on a sofa, nibbling olives.
Indulgence is the key to a happy life. But if you want to avoid syphilis and don’t own an oil rig, why not go for option C and book Decadence? This bespoke bar service comes to your home with all the skill and equipment needed for a dream drinking experience.
Decadence’s professional bartenders cater to every whim: anything from an intimate cocktail party to a full-on wedding. Whether you’re after Sex on the Beach, a Screaming Orgasm or a Fuzzy Navel, these gentlemen have got the goods. If you’d like to emulate option B, they’ll even invent a special cocktail for you (yachts not included).
Decadence provide everything from tables and ice to glasses and straws, and they clear it all away at the end of it.
Leaving you with a little more time on your hands (and, perhaps, by this stage, your knees) to indulge in option A.
Decadence (020 7491 9179 or decadenceuk.com).