London - November 25, 2005

Here’s to You, Ms. Robinson

Sophie Robinson Massage at Home

The best part of every massage?

The happy ending.

When they whisper in your ear, ‘How do you feel?’ as they wrap you in a warm, fluffy towel, lead you to a shower the size of your bedroom and leave a pot of steaming tea in the meditation room, where you can take as much time as you need to regain consciousness.

Yeah, right. You’ve got a bus to catch/meter to fill/traffic warden to beat. You’re dressed and out of the door faster than the receptionist can process your (extortionate) bill. Your hair looks like you’ve fried bacon on it; the daylight makes you squint. It’s only when you get home you realise you left your underwear behind.

Oh, to have a massage under your own roof.

Sophie Robinson will travel to any address in Central London. And don’t assume a home visit costs the earth. She charges £60 an hour and is worth every penny. (No dodgy phone calls, please). Her ‘instinctive’ massages soothe tense muscles and relieve everything from insomnia to anxiety.

When she’s done, you (and your greasy hair) can sip tea/shower/sleep at your leisure. Alone. At home.

Now that’s a happy ending.

Sophie Robinson Massage at Home (07951 066915 or sec.robinson@virgin.net).